Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Google Verb! A meme from vlogbrothers.

Jennie needs: Jennie needs to milk the cows
Jennie looks like: Jennie looks like some random slore porn star who wasn't hot enough
Jennie says: "People usually get a car fixed close to where they live or close to where they work"
Jennie wants: Jennie wants you to meet her
Jennie does: Jennie does two things in her artwork that I really love
Jennie hates: Jennie hates her exhusband with a hate so feriocious a dart of my evil eye may possibly be fatal (That's pretty strong.)
Jennie asks: "Is it possible to give a prediction of when I might get pregnant/give birth?" (What?!)
Jennie likes: Jennie likes to think that she discovered Despair.com before me
Jennie eats: Jennie eats anything. ANYTHING. Beans, lentils, fruits, veggies, Ty's leftovers, stuff off the floor, lint, whatever
Jennie wears: Jennie wears a GPRS tracking collar
Jennie was arrested for: Jennie was arrested for stealing students' painkillers
Jennie loves: Jennie loves sex. (I looked for something else, but that was the ONLY result on the whole first page. Um.)

So, that's it. Now I fear for the state of humanity.

Why is it always so hard to come up with a good title?

Apparently I fail at remembering my own work schedule. I was at White's yesterday, not the booth, so I had to work all day. I have today off, and then I'm in the booth tomorrow. Silly. Yesterday was the worst day ever, I almost puked because I was dehydrated. Never again will I take only two bottles of water to a satellite.

I called the Canadian Cancer Society today, and they have my sponsor sheets and everything ready for me! So Mom's going to pick them up this afternoon after she's done working, and then we'll be good to go! Anyone who wants to donate can talk to me or the Radish or Allison (you need a nick-name, girl. What'll it be?) because they are now the only two peeps doing with with me. Argh. Stupid people keep backing out. But it's kinda my own fault for taking so long to get sponsor sheets. We won't be sending in the monies until probably September, so you don't even have to have money now, you can get it to us until September. Please donate, it's all going under Geoffrey's name.

Mister Cherd, I hope you get home soon, because I actually can't wait to see you again. I hope you're having the time of your life, singing your little heart out, but please don't like the glamour of it too much, or you'll never come home! I miss you a whole lot, and would probably go competely and utterly mad if you decided not to come home. In any case, I'd cry a whole lot. So come home soon, and call me ASAP!

And I can't type properly today, so I'm signing out.

DFTBA,

Jennie.Rae

Pee to the Ess: I just found this, and although I still can't type properly, I have to link it. It's awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkKLANmUbF4&feature=channel

A Purple Tortoise

So...

Finished.work. Finally. Long.day. I.didn't.know.I.was.working.yesterday.so.I.had.to.come.in.today,instead. And.I.felt.really.stupid,'cause.I.was.looking.at.the.wrong.number.
and.thought.I.had.almost.nine.hundred.too.many.dollars. Argh.

John.Green.from.(yes.)the.vlogbrothers.talks.so.fast. I think he'd be perfect for Erin, because she talks fast, too. Nevermind the fact that he's like 15 years older than her, they'd still be perfect for each other. Not that I'm obsessed with the vlogbrothers, but I'm kind of obsessed with the vlogbrothers. (Here's a good video I like, too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gf69J1Go98&feature=channel)

Aside from that, not much interesting to rant about today, because I'm very tired. But Allison's party yesterday was a success, even if it was two months late. Happy sixteenth, Allison!!

DFTBA,

Jennie.Rae

Pee Ess. Apparently I should read my comments before I go ahead and publish.

Sarah, apparently I'm just behind the times. But thanks for liking my video. Why didn't I know you were back from the magical and phantasmagorical land of campout? Can I call you tonight?

And Allison, when you're done Tithe, there's actually two more books, and I hate to tell you, but it is a series! The second one is Valiant, and the third is Ironside. I'm reading Ironside, and I think it'd make more sense if I'd read Tithe and Valiant. But still, Holly Black is one of my new favourites. As well as Dracula and vlogbrothers. And not Hugh Jackman.

For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, GO TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARAY, CHECK OUT DRACULA BY BRAM STOKER, ANY HOLLY BLACK BOOKS AND THE MOVIE VAN HELSING. Also, go to youtube.com and search up vlogbrothers and Nosferatu. DISCLAIMER: Nosferatu is not for the faint of heart. I nearly bit my thumb off, because I bite fingers when I'm scared.

Now,

DFTBA for real,

Jennie.Rae

Eh heh, Pretty much forgot something.

Yes. Something both forgotten and stolen.

Don't forget to be awesome. (DFTBA)

Pretty much vlogbrothers (Hank and John Green) are my new favourites.

You should subscribe to them on youtube.

DfTBA,
Just.Jennie.

Rule Number One, vlogbrothers, and periods, among other things.

So, my first blog since my last one utterly failed.

You'll have to excuse the random-ness and sarcasm. Also, I'm in love with commas and periods. So beware. I.sometimes.like.to.separate.my.words.using.periods.instead.of.spaces.

And it's hard to spell like that.

Anyway, just so y'all know (and no, I'm not from the south. The south of Canada, yes. But I don't talk like that in real life. Whatever that pesky thing is.) this may fail utterly, too. I have yet to learn the art of seeing the future, so I can't really tell you.

Rule number one: "Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling old men." Yep. And it's true. If any of you have ever read "Theif of Time", you'd know. And you'd also know what rule ninteen is, which I'm not going to tell you, because if you really want to know, then you'll have to read the book yourself. Or else, you could just google "rule ninteen" and I'm sure you'd get a whole lot of interesting results.

I suppose, if anyone ever actually reads this, you'll want to know something about me. Well, you're just gonna have to keep reading, and keep guessing, because I believe that any good writer never tells, she shows. I like to imagine I'm a good writer, so keep.reading.and.hope.you.enjoy.

Haha,you.thought.I.was.done,didn't.you? Well,I.actually.thought.that.maybe.I.ought.to.actually.talk.about.somthing.real. I.really.have.no.idea.what.to.talk.about,so.I.decided.to.tell.y'all.about.this.video.blog.I.found.
today.which,coincidentally.is.the.inspiration.for.this.blog. It's.two.brothers.and.they.blog.together.so.they.can.still.see.each.other.when.they.live.across.
the.country.from.each.other. Rambling.about.nothing.is.fun. Hank.just.got.his.ears.flushed.and.
video-taped.it. Pretty.much.hilarious. Kinda.gross,but.when.you're.me,it's.not.too.bad. You.should.be.glad.that.you're.not.me.

Coincidentally.it's.getting.a.whole.lot.easier.to.type.like.this. And.here's.a.link.for.you,Sarah.'cause.apparently.Hank's.just.as.obsessed.with.Harry.Potter.as.
you.are. It's.from.July.18th. He's.actually.really.in.tune.with.the.story.line. And.a.really.good.singer. He's.got.some.good.theories,most.of.which.are.actually.correct.but.no.one.really.came.up.with.
them.until.after.the.book.was.out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvvFiZyEyTA

There.ya.go. And.now.I.have.to.get.you.to.read.this.just.so.you'll.see.that.

And now I'm done, both with the periods, and with this blog

Talk t'y'all later!

Just.Jennie.

Pee Ess, I know that I said I was done with periods, but ah, well, I lied.